Morning Coffee Moment

@JolietJake (51124)
United States
January 15, 2016 8:44am CST
Now, I doesn't normally sit 'n drink my coffee with nekkid women, but ol' SallySueBob is a might bit peculiar sometimes, so's I just ignored her floppies floppin' out there. Suddenly, she grabbed m' face and pressed it up against her bush. "Dammit woman!" I yelled, as I started picking thorns out of my lip, "What the hell do you have a durned rosebush inside for anyway?"
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scheng1
@scheng1 (24755)
• Singapore
15 Jan 16
It takes a person like you to associate a nice cup of coffee with rose thorns! I do not even have this imagination in my worst dream.
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Peter B. Giblett
@pgiblett (6589)
• Canada
15 Jan 16
Very good, loved the twist.
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Dancia Susilo
@DanciaKS (191)
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17 Jan 16
Nice! :) I love your writing. I actually soecifically look at your profile.