January 23, 2016 12:56pm CST
The roomie had a toenail removed almost 2 weeks ago and I've been having to "doctor" it since she can't see her feet. So, today, after she had soaked the foot, I went in to doctor on it. Actually, I was rather late getting back in there to do it. And this show, Reba, was on. Reba and her ex's wife were talking about her marriage counselor. The ex's wife was telling Reba how hot this guy was. Then he came into the room, and he's pretty hot. After a bit of talk, the counselor told the wife that he was going to suggest they go see someone else. At that point the wife grabs him and kisses him soundly. Then she walks out of the room singing Amazing Grace. The counselor stands there for a moment and then said: "She took my gum." At which point I LOST it. I will laugh at funny things, but this had me doubled over and tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard! I had a hard time finishing up taking care of the toe because of it. I'm giggling as I write this! That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a DECADE! What's the funniest thing you've heard lately?
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18 Feb 16
I really don't watch much TV. In fact, most of what I see is what I catch wandering in and out of the roomie's room. But this just stopped me in my tracks. I LITERALLY couldn't do anything because I was laughing so hard! But, kissing someone and taking their chewing gum? Gross, but FUNNY!