my wife told me--women are like phones

Tucson, Arizona
January 24, 2016 9:56pm CST
I don't know where she got this information from, but my wife told me this. Women are like phones--they love to be held and be talked to. However if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.. I laughed and must have pressed a button since she didn't talk to me the rest of the evening.
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@jstory07 (69745)
• Roseburg, Oregon
25 Jan 16
Treat her like a queen that is what women deserve.
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• United States
25 Jan 16
yes they sure do deserve that
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
if I treat her like a queen then that would make me a king. sounds good..
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@youless (93494)
• Guangzhou, China
25 Jan 16
When I read this title, I feel worried. Because women are like phones make me think that women would be outdated in a short time and you need to update a new phone continously
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
My wife will never be out dated for me...
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• Thiruvananthapuram, India
25 Jan 16
yeah. i see some points in your wives words . It happens in my house to between father and mother!
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
it is all said in fun.
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• Thiruvananthapuram, India
28 Jan 16
@madde12 (10)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jan 16
women are so complicated believe me!....
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• Tucson, Arizona
28 Jan 16
that is the good thing about them.. they are all different
• United States
26 Jan 16
@hostessman thank you to your wife for sharing this wisdom that you passed along to us.
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
yeah sometimes she is kind of smart
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• Jacksonville, Florida
26 Jan 16
I have never heard that one before but it is true.
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
I had never heard it either but it does make a little sense
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@rakski (21845)
• Philippines
25 Jan 16
oh yes, I guess you have press a wrong button there. hope you make it up to her by pressing the right button. probably she needs much attention than the phone....
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
trouble is,there are a lot of buttons
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@LadyDuck (175661)
• Switzerland
25 Jan 16
I thought you were going to say that women are like phones, because men feel the need to change them every year.
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
that could be true but I don't believe in that
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• United States
25 Jan 16
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I love that one...
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
yes it is all in fun
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@louievill (19633)
• Philippines
25 Jan 16
yeah and some are like the older phones, you really have to dial the ringer to get the message thru
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
that is good advise and I will be sure my wife get that message
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@rebelann (42764)
• El Paso, Texas
25 Jan 16
You missed the que, you were spossed to hold her and talk to her those buttons can wait.
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
we came together later in the evening and laughed about it all
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@LeaPea2417 (21928)
• Toccoa, Georgia
25 Jan 16
Ha, ha, that is a good analogy about women!
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
I am glad you liked that. we enjoy giving eack other heck..
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@andriaperry (58367)
• United States
28 Jan 16
That is SO funny! I like your wife :)
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• Tucson, Arizona
28 Jan 16
I am sure you would. She is one of those people that get along very well. And of course I have to take credit for her being perfect!!!!
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@andriaperry (58367)
• United States
29 Jan 16
@hostessman but of coarse!
@Daljinder (22174)
• India
25 Jan 16
She was indirectly asking you for some romancing and you laughed at her. I believe you have hurt her feelings that is why she wasn't talking to you. *shakes my head* men
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
Maybe you are right but it is always fun making up
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@Daljinder (22174)
• India
26 Jan 16
@hostessman Yes that is true enough as long as you do make up...
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@Auntylou (4318)
• Oxford, England
28 Jan 16
Didn't realise that phones had likes!
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• Tucson, Arizona
28 Jan 16
smart phones are part of the family any more
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@pgiblett (6587)
• Canada
25 Jan 16
I thought you were going to say "and you'll need to get a new one every year."
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• Tucson, Arizona
26 Jan 16
I believe one in a life time is enough
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28 Jan 16
hahaha that's quite a comparision