Viagra and Cialis, Step Aside - - Here Comes "Nitro-Gel"!

Calgary, Alberta
February 2, 2016 1:39pm CST
If only doctors and medical scientists would focus their attention to finding the cure for cancer instead of finding a remedy for erectile dysfunction, millions of lives would be saved. I was reading the papers this morning and on the first page was this news with the title – “Making sex a blast!” Sex, sex, sex - - I am tired of reading about this thing, especially in the internet. Anyway, I got a bit curious so I decided to read it. OMG, scientists discovered a gel to cure erectile dysfunction that is a hell lot more potent than Viagra and Cialis! It is called “nitro-gel.” It is a gel that contains nitroglycerin – the same explosive material found in dynamites! According to scientists the nitro-gel would be quickly absorbed by the skin making way for “fireworks” beyond compare in bed. Whew! Well, this is good news to elderly men, who suffer from erectile dysfunction and not allowed to take in Viagra and Cialis due to diabetes and heart disease. But the extreme fireworks would be too much for their hearts to withstand that may cause them to untimely kick the bucket with open eyes and tongues sticking out from their mouths! Ahu, this is not a good news!
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@SIMPLYD (75882)
• Philippines
3 Feb 16
I so agree that medical scientists should direct their researches on cancer cure which is so prevalent now , than that .
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@SIMPLYD I am just wondering if my thought about this matter would be different if I were suffering similar dilemma as my 65-year-old friend.
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@SIMPLYD (75882)
• Philippines
3 Feb 16
@antonbunot I think you will think the same way with your friend , if ever .
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@SIMPLYD . . . O, I love this site!
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@amadeo (51229)
• United States
2 Feb 16
I do not take any or will ever take t his stuff.But one thing that you are right by spend money on this. Stop wasting and get a cure for cancer.
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@marlina (64894)
• Canada
2 Feb 16
Agree with this too: do research where it matters the most.
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@amadeo, The wife of one of my friends got only few months to live due to cancer of the ovary.
• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@marlina I think they are doing research to find the cure for cancer but they need to exert more efforts and spend more money in their research.
@paigea (21233)
• Canada
3 Feb 16
Oh my it is certainly not good news the way you describe it working!
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
. . Hi, @paigea, my friend! Sorry, I was quiet for days. Was so busy! Yeah, the extreme fireworks may be a big problem to some elderly men. . . I will never use this gel . . I still don't need this gel, Viagra, and Cialis though! I am still okay!
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@paigea (21233)
• Canada
3 Feb 16
@antonbunot I am sorry you have a friend who is so ill. Take care
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@paigea O, what happened, friend? Eat lots of fruits, my friend. I do . . and I am feeling healthy. I hope and pray that you will get well soon.
@jaboUK (51448)
• United Kingdom
2 Feb 16
It sounds like a lose/lose siuation for those poor old men!
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@jaboUK Maybe, my friend. But I phoned my 75-year-old friend, who could not take in Viagra or Cialis because of heart problem and diabetes, and told him about this nitro-gel. He could not wait to get hold of it . . he got a 35-year-old wife!
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@LadyDuck (126671)
• Switzerland
3 Feb 16
I am with you on this point, there are more important diseases that need a cure. I can understand that this can be a problem for someone.
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@LadyDuck . . Priority should be given to cancer and fountain of youth!
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@LadyDuck (126671)
• Switzerland
3 Feb 16
@antonbunot Now this is a good idea, the fountain of youth, we could become billionaire if we find it.
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@LadyDuck Been trying to find that fountain of youth for several years now . . no luck though!
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@Lucky15 (33759)
• Philippines
2 Feb 16
the first paragraph, i super agree with that
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@Lucky15 I hope some old politicians down there (Philippines) will still be alive when this nitro-gels are sold in Divisoria!
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@Lucky15 (33759)
• Philippines
3 Feb 16
@antonbunot ahahaha. they will be the first consumer
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@Lucky15 I think Penoy got this problem . . that is why he is not serious in looking for a wife!
@dpk262006 (55822)
• Delhi, India
3 Feb 16
I feel that medical scientists keep on researching on every disease to find out better medicines and cure. It may so happen that we come across news on the subjects like erectile dysfunction etc. Nonetheless, every research on medicine is going to be useful for mankind, as per their own requirements.
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
@dpk262006 I am guessing those medical scientists. who successfully found this "nitro-gel", may be healthy but suffer from erectile dysfunction.
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@dpk262006 (55822)
• Delhi, India
4 Feb 16
@antonbunot I cannot stop laughing.....
@ridingbet (39096)
• Philippines
6 Feb 16
well, nitroglycerin is also a medicine in that it reduces the possibilities of heart attack. I wonder what the effect will be if a man takes in more of the allowed dosage to keep his manhood alive, awake, alert, and enthusiastic?
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• Calgary, Alberta
9 Feb 16
@ridingbet . . . Kabsat, I have no idea! I guess I should try it to find out the effect! But I am a bit scared because I still don't need it . . and then I try it . . . ahu, baka kaslaak la agkabaw nga gako nga agkamat ti female nga tokak! ahahahay! (English translation: Ahu, would be like pot-bellied male frog chasing sexy female frogs! ahahahay!)
@PatZAnthony (11930)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
2 Feb 16
It does seem there is not as much attention to health studies that matter to all of us.
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• Calgary, Alberta
3 Feb 16
I think medical experts are spending more of their time researching cures for erectile dysfunction and cure for hair loss . .