Murphy's Law.

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There's a game that you want to see So you sit down to watch on TV, But you can be sure That your team will score When you've got up to go for a pee. When you're waiting in line in a queue, You'll find that the line next to you Is moving much quicker, They smirk and they snicker, You wish you were in that queue too. You wait a long time for a bus Give up, start to walk, then you cuss When it passes you by Splashing mud - you could cry, Oh why is fate stacked against us? Original limericks and photo by Jabo. Murphy's Law, sometimes known as Sod's Law, - whatever can go wrong, will.