March 9, 2016 7:07pm CST
I went to the liquor store tonight. I wanted to thank them for claiming me on their taxes as a dependent. Anyway, I parked in front of this stupid sign. I was in and out in six minutes. Because of that stupid sign, I had to sit and wait the remaining nine minutes until I could leave. 15 Minute Parking is stupid! Photo: My cell phone
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• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Mar 16
@RussTeed You can have some good conversations with the nice folks on the corner, especially if you buy your liquor to stay. Just remember that the words, "Hey, Sugar, you want a date?" doesn't really refer to a date in the usual sense.