April 25, 2016 11:33am CST
What, you don't think they had those then? You must be a reader... Shakespeare alluded to it himself when he said, "Toobe or Not toobe, that is the question." Actually, a colonoscopy is the study by microscope of the punctuation of the English language. Yes, a little noir humor that. But really, who invented these things, anyway? Someone who wanted to shed a little light on the subject of dark matter. I know. I know. Haha. In case you haven't guessed it, I'm due for one really soon.