Zelda Zombie (A Poem)

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Zelda Zombie was petite. She had very small feet. But she loved to eat her meat. Legs and arms are her favorite treats. Zelda Zombie was very pretty. She came from a grave in Kansas City. Her eyes moved in an around her head. She was a charmer and very dead. Zelda Zombie took her time. Quite frankly, she was out of her mind. Oh wait, she had no mind at all. She just wandered aimlessly in a shopping mall. Zelda Zombie was having fun. She liked to stay clear of the sun. When darkness came into the sky, She celebrated with Brains Apple Pie.