ATTN COKEHEADS

Wupps, 8 tons gone!
United States
May 16, 2016 4:44pm CST
May 16, 2016 Eight tons of your fave snort has been confiscated in a massive bust in Colombia. This means, among other things, the price of the already pricey powder is going to go sky-high or higher and will be hard to find, besides. Awww, my heart bleeds for you. Maybe you can find a substitute, like, hmmmm, good nutrition and exercise? Oh, alright, maybe not. Too bad about that. http://tinyurl.com/jcskqz8
Officials say the drugs were discovered in an underground chamber beneath a banana plantation near the border with Panama.
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@Corbin5 (122677)
• United States
16 May 16
We'd all better protect our person and our belongings since theft will be in full force to pay that higher price.
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@TheHorse (74917)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Jun 16
Maybe I should buy stock in Folgers and Marlboro. Both are mild stimulants. There gonna be some Jonesin' people out there.
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@TheHorse (74917)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Jun 16
@blitzfrick I'm cooking up a batch right now. Just have to add a little... ***BOOM!!!***
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• United States
5 Jun 16
@TheHorse yep. So smart, so very smart.
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@TheHorse (74917)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Jun 16
@blitzfrick The Horse was a good man. He just wanted to feed his family.
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• Eugene, Oregon
16 May 16
This is of historic proportions and I am always glad when a big bust is made.
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@MALUSE (45957)
• Uzbekistan
16 May 16
Eight tons! I can't even imagine this. Does that mean now that fewer people will die from an overdose or that there will be more fights to get some stuff?
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• United States
19 May 16
I think the answer to both questions is yes....
@Jdaw1985 (3988)
• Harrells, North Carolina
16 May 16
Thank you for sharing this is a really good thing to hear about. And i love the humer in this.
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