The Beard (A Poem)

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George has a beard. It looks kind of weird. It's reddish brown. It goes to the ground. George dangles his beard. This way and that. George better be careful. Last year, his beard Almost strangled a cat. The are many hidden objects In George's long, flowing beard. Last week a butterfly Flew out of his beard Which was weird. George is a nice guy But his beard is too much. Yesterday, a slice of pizza Got stuck in his beard. What a lunch! See you later George. Go trim your beard, please. If it grows any longer, It will be taller than the trees.