"Caught selling drugs"

@sunrisefan (28524)
Philippines
August 7, 2016 6:24am CST
One of the parishioners was absent to serve in this morning's mass. He's a friend of mine. When I entered the sacristy I saw one of the lectors and told her that my friend will not be serving today as he was caught selling drugs. (There has been a series of arrests these days of drug pushers with the ascent of Mayor Duterte to the Presidency of the country.) The lector's eyes widened in disbelief and exclaimed "Really? He was caught selling illegal drugs?" I laughed and said "He was selling Flower drugs. " The lector laughed aloud and told me "You fool!" My friend actually works at a pharmacy called Flower Drug Company and he was sent by his boss to another island to deliver a dental chair for his boss' cousin hehehe!
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• Philippines
7 Aug 16
Either it's a joke or they didn't understand his line of work I hope he's okay
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
7 Aug 16
It was my joke.
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• Philippines
7 Aug 16
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
7 Aug 16
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• United States
7 Aug 16
So he's okay right? :)
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• United States
8 Aug 16
@sunrisefan At the toy store ya? =]
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
7 Aug 16
He's okay of course and enjoying his escapade from work at the pharmacy hahaha!
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
8 Aug 16
@infatuatedbby Hahaha! Naughty baby!
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@skysnap (20154)
7 Aug 16
pity that people have to make money off others by selling them poison..
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
7 Aug 16
Yes and it's just fortunate for the country to have elected Duterte who does not care if he becomes unpopular with the way he's running after these plagues of society.
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@wiLLmaH (8801)
• Singapore, Singapore
12 Aug 16
OMG! you are giving a heart attack to your lector. hehe By the way, what is lector?
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@wiLLmaH (8801)
• Singapore, Singapore
12 Aug 16
@sunrisefan Oh.. okay.. New information added from myLotters.. wooootwoooot!
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
12 Aug 16
@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
12 Aug 16
A lector is a reader at mass. He or she reads the first and second readings of the mass on Sundays. Likewise, the lector reads the psalm and the "prayers of the faithful".
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