I am not so trustworthy!
By DJ
@Daljinder (23233)
Bangalore, India
September 16, 2016 1:57pm CST
... 
My closely guarded secret is out.
If you ever ask me to go look for something, you can be rest assured, I will get lost myself. I can never find a thing even if my life depended on it. If it is a life or death situation then you better give me the precise location including the coordinates and stuff (
) before sending me on a search mission.
And make sure you have attached a GPS beforehand on the lost item for good measure!
Yes I am that horrible! 
(Photo by Pixabay. Edited by me.)
My closely guarded secret is out.
If you ever ask me to go look for something, you can be rest assured, I will get lost myself. I can never find a thing even if my life depended on it. If it is a life or death situation then you better give me the precise location including the coordinates and stuff () before sending me on a search mission.
And make sure you have attached a GPS beforehand on the lost item for good measure!
Yes I am that horrible!
(Photo by Pixabay. Edited by me.)13 people like this
14 responses
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
4 Oct 16
@Daljinder @MALUSE @vandana7 Uhm... you could try putting things in the same place every time you want to put it down. That is the easiest way I know to remember where you laid something. (That is actually what I do when I go to lay anything down at home.)
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@MALUSE I sometimes think that keys grow pair of legs and change places just to mess with us. 
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@Drosophila Maybe the younger generation is not coming equipped with correct GPS functionality in head. God's helpers are being lazy!
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
21 Sep 16
@Drosophila *gasp* Why didn't I realize that?
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@PainsOnSlate (21854)
• Canada
27 Sep 16
Thanks for the laugh, I learned years ago by listening to the radio in the car that when you put something down you bomb it where ever it is laid... i bombed my car keys on the buffet... or my glasses on the table... it works, outside of the home I use GPS...
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
4 Oct 16
You bomb it? What do you mean, pains? 
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@PainsOnSlate (21854)
• Canada
5 Oct 16
@DaddyEvil Its a word thing if you say it to yourself, you will remember it. It worked for me for years, Now I have special places for the keys and the glasses when not on my face or on the table... (I am bombing the buffet with my keys....)
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
4 Oct 16
@PaintsOnSlate Even though one remembers putting it at a certain location, it will never be found at that place again. 
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@zap_81 So next time something go missing, I will help. 
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@zap_81 (1019)
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21 Sep 16
@Daljinder With your description all I will say is God help the one who sought the help :)
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@kamruzzaman5ndc So you lost something recently?
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@kamruzzaman5ndc (791)
• Dhaka, Bangladesh
21 Sep 16
@Daljinder nope,, but 2 month ago i lost my money bag..
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@vandana7 Yeah one for me too...
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@louievill (28851)
• Philippines
16 Sep 16
I am like you, I find it hard to find locations even if I had been there several times already, that's why i hate to drive
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@louievill hehe hazards of messed up inner GPS in mind
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@PatZAnthony (14752)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
6 Oct 16
Some seem to have no sense of direction, but think how much fun they might have finding new places and making new friends.
@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@JaboUK I guess my inner GPS is messed up. lol
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@just4him (308409)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
24 Sep 16
@Daljinder Yes we are and I think on every street corner of the globe. 
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@just4him You found me. Our species is scattered throughout the globe.
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@VivaLaDani13 (60665)
• Perth, Australia
19 Oct 16
@Daljinder ok I wont be contacting you first if I ever get kidnapped.....
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@VivaLaDani13 (60665)
• Perth, Australia
19 Oct 16
@Daljinder LOL I had a feeling you'd say that! First you have to find me....but you might get lost...
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
19 Oct 16
@VivaLaDani13 You wouldn't need to contact me at all because I will be the one kidnapping! Muwahahaha
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@acelawrites (19273)
• Philippines
16 Sep 16
Therefore, I will not hire you to do a search mission because it would be costly!
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
20 Sep 16
@acelawrites What if I am the only person around when you lose something? 
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@acelawrites (19273)
• Philippines
20 Sep 16
@Daljinder then I have no choice but to ask for your help.
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
27 Sep 16
@crafty01 lol looks like it's a common defect we all have 
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