JFK Assassination Conspiracy Solved!!

@FourWalls (12921)
United States
November 28, 2016 7:33pm CST
Last week was the 53rd anniversary of the assassination of President Kennedy. I was a toddler when that happened, so about all I remember are cloth diapers. However, I do make a point to watch some of the archival footage and radio broadcasts on You Tube every year about this time. This year it finally hit me that all of the JFK conspiracy theorists and speculators can stop speculating and theorizing. It's obvious who killed Kennedy, and if you go back and listen to the very first bulletin about the assassination the killer was named then! It was Yoko. The first bulletin said, "Mrs. Kennedy jumped up, grabbed her husband. She cried, ONO." See, she broke up the Beatles AND killed JFK. (It's a joke, folks)
This appears to be the very first bulletin over a TV station announcing that President Kennedy had been shot in Dallas.
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@JohnRoberts (52198)
• Los Angeles, California
29 Nov 16
And here I thought it was aliens.
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@FourWalls (12921)
• United States
29 Nov 16
The aliens abducted Elvis.
@sayitnow (434)
30 Nov 16
Lol that crazy... Thanks for the laugh.
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@SophieY (857)
• South Africa
30 Nov 16
hilarious
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@celticeagle (117235)
• Boise, Idaho
29 Nov 16
I thought he was in a secret nursing home somewhere. She has been blamed for several things down through the years. Funny!
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@JolietJake (49932)
• United States
29 Nov 16
Actually, no....it was Obama. Seriously. I even made a discussion about it several year back...he was the second shooter. I know, I know...Barack was too young, right? But see, he hopped in a time machine back in 2007 and traveled back into time to '63 and the grassy knoll and fired the bullet and then came back to 2007 and that's why they never found him there... I mean, hell...everything else is his fault...
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• Carriere, Mississippi
29 Nov 16
I wasn't born then, love the joke. But i can say from everything lve Seen and ive saw alot. He would have been a great president that the later presidents could have learn by especially the new one we have now!
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• Bournemouth, England
29 Nov 16
And they didn't even get the accused's name right - he kept telling them it was Patsy. That clip of the breathless reporter bursting in on the fashion show and setting up a makeshift newsroom is dramatic and fascinating television and I have watched it many times.
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@LeaPea2417 (19142)
• Toccoa, Georgia
29 Nov 16
Ha, ha, ha, LOL
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@Platespinner (16532)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
29 Nov 16
Snort.
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@marguicha (90509)
• Chile
29 Nov 16
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@teamfreak16 (40502)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
29 Nov 16
Funny!
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