Ode to My Lady Wiskers

@mommymonky (325)

December 7, 2016 9:26pm CST

I see you there, prickling out of my skin, mocking me, skillfully dancing out of the grasp of my tweezers. Damn you lady wiskers! I'll show you! Maybe I should just let you grow. You'd like that. Wouldn't you! Well, I say NAY! Nay, lady wiskers! I will win this battle! And then.... we shall fight again in three days.

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Gruffydd Rhydderch

@Orson_Kart (6118)

• United Kingdom

9 Dec 16

Are you talking about your 'lady' whiskers, or whiskers on your chin? It's important I know these things.

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@mommymonky (325)

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10 Dec 16

I'm talking about the stupid 8 whiskers that started growing on my chin when I turned 30 lol. I pluck them and they're back three days later.

@LadyDuck (458976)

• Switzerland

8 Dec 16

This is a funny poem, I can imagine it's a never ending fight.

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@jstory07 (134527)

• Roseburg, Oregon

8 Dec 16

Great post that you wrote. You can get those wiskers another day.

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