November 26, 2006 1:07am CST
[1] Fool Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! . . [2] Lunatic I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.. [3] Dead Fool Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. [4] Mental My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..! [5] Animal Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you! [6] Tough Luck Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!! [7] Doggone After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman After 20 years : Doberman [8] Joker Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker [9] Monkey What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." [10] Brainless Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
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• Janesville, Wisconsin
26 Nov 06
Hmm...Althought I am not to big in insults.. Here is a couple. - DNatureFDTrain Railroad Insults: You so Ugly, You make a train take a dirt road. Your Train is so bad, it could'nt pull a hen off it's nest.