Do You Like Reading Funny Signs?

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Do You Like Reading Funny Signs? Sometimes businesses are very clever in the signs they use to advertise their business. I found a few that I thought were interesting. I’m not sure if all are legitimate signs or just someone’s attempt to come up with funny or clever signs that COULD be used for certain businesses. Of course, I found these written in one of my notebooks. This notebook is from 2002, so it’s hard to tell where I found them but I wrote them down for the fun of it. On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” At a tire shop: “Invite us to your next blowout.” Door of a plastic surgeon: “Hello, can we pick your nose?” In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume that you are on fire, and take the appropriate action.” In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” In a vet’s office: “Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!” At a propane gas filling station: “Tank heaven for little grills.” Have you seen any funny signs lately? Please share.