The Alternative Fact (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5170)
United States
January 23, 2017 10:07am CST
I went to Mars In a Mayonnaise jar. I invented spam While eating ham. I discovered the dryer. Oh God, I'm a liar. I met Elvis on a train Heading to Spain. I walked in the air Wearing Hanes underwear. I had lunch with a goat On my friend's tug boat. I dined with the Mr. Trump On the White House lawn. We were visited by my friend, Old King Kong. And that's the truth! (Kind of)
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@allen0187 (33914)
• Philippines
24 Jan 17
First it was post-truth. Now we have alternative truth. What will they think of next? Lovely poem by the way. Very funny!
@atoz1to10 (6821)
• Australia
24 Jan 17
Very funny. Once again thanks for the poem..