The Alternative Fact (A Poem)

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I went to Mars In a Mayonnaise jar. I invented spam While eating ham. I discovered the dryer. Oh God, I'm a liar. I met Elvis on a train Heading to Spain. I walked in the air Wearing Hanes underwear. I had lunch with a goat On my friend's tug boat. I dined with the Mr. Trump On the White House lawn. We were visited by my friend, Old King Kong. And that's the truth! (Kind of)