Do you have 1 in your house?

United States
November 26, 2006 1:57pm CST
I have a "SOCK MONSTER" yeah you know that lil beast that goes in the washer and tumble dryer and eats the other sock..... cuz i tell ya i put pairs in and odds come out!!!! DO YOU HAVE 1
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• United States
26 Nov 06
Several years ago Tom Boddette came up with a therory about this very subject! His premise is that Sears, Kenmore, Whirlpool etc all have a hidden agreement with the sock manufacturers. Seems that there once was a washer and dryer that was slated to come onto the market guaranteed NOT to eat socks! Naturally the 'Big Three' couldn't allow that to occur, it would endanger their contract with the sock manufacturers! So the bought the patent and hid it in a deep vault never more to be seen. By the way, have you ever noticed it is the socks WITHOUT holes in them that always looses a mate?
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@Kylalynn (1771)
• South Africa
26 Nov 06
Thats a good theory. And yes, it is always the nice ones that go missing. May I ask why you call yourself 'nobody special'. Judging by your comment, I think you are probably very special.
• United States
26 Nov 06
I decided to call myself that because I really am not special. I was assistant admin on an addiction help site for four years and it seemed that everyone thought I was some kind of Wonder Woman or something. And I simply am not. I am just me, no more no less. I do thank you however for the compliment.
• South Africa
26 Nov 06
Yeah - the SOCK MONSTER definately visits our house regularly too! We have a huge bag of socks that had their partners chomped by the sock monster ... We live in hope that he will return the socks to their rightful partners - no luck yet!
• United States
26 Nov 06
I have this monster as well. I finally bought a mesh laundry bag to put my daughters socks in when I put them in the wash. That way, they stay inside the bag, get clean, and come out still in pairs! Thats the only way the monster cannot get to them. I believe the bag is like Kryptonite is to Superman!
@Kylalynn (1771)
• South Africa
26 Nov 06
Yes, maybe even more than 1. There is an advert here on TV, about socks going missing. I think they all go to a sock beach or something. Either way it's a good advert. I know someone who puts her socks in a nylon stocking to wash them, then they don't go missing.
@Roli16 (387)
• Romania
26 Nov 06
Lololo wath monster :D A SOCK MONSTER =)) ahhhhahhahaha :)) omg OMG wahhaah wath a stupid thing =)) ahahhahaah never heard of that thing loool i like u u are funny :)
• United States
26 Nov 06
Several years ago Tom Boddette came up with a therory about this very subject!His premise is that Sears, Kenmore, Whirlpool etc all have a hidden agreement with the sock manufacturers. Seems that there once was a washer and dryer that was slated to come onto the market guaranteed NOT to eat socks!Naturally the 'Big Three' couldn't allow that to occur, it would endanger their contract with the sock manufacturers!So the bought the patent and hid it in a deep vault never more to be seen. By the way, have you ever noticed it is the socks WITHOUT holes in them that always looses a mate?
@Desdemona (1301)
• Canada
26 Nov 06
Yeah he comes to my house too! For some reason he really like black socks though. One day I will catch him.