the young policeman
By Elizabeth
@Poppylicious (11133)
April 26, 2017 2:40am CST
The young {seemingly still a teenager - or am I just getting old?} policeman forced me to turn around and find another way to get from A to B. He didn't care about my squeals of woe or my begging.
It's an active crime scene, he declared. Get thee gone.
So I huffed and puffed, swore a bit {I can be very uncouth when the need arises} and stomped off back the way I had come. A longer route meant that I had to walk faster, but I made it to the second bus stop with about thirty seconds to spare. Hurrah! I was a bit Sweaty Betty, flushed of face and panting, but Hurrah!
It's all exercise ... it can only be a Good Thing.
And no, it wasn't anything too exciting. Just some stupid ram raiders trying to steal a stupid cash machine from a wall.
Humpf.
Let's hope the rest of my Wednesday is joyful and lovely.
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@DWDavis (25812)
• Pikeville, North Carolina
26 Apr 17
@Poppylicious The geniuses probably never realized how heavy those machines are and couldn't carry it off.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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27 Apr 17
@DWDavis Probably. Some people are a little dim.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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26 Apr 17
They had a vehicle, like a mini tractor or something. They managed to pull the atm free but then scarpered in a car, leaving the vehicle and the atm in the middle of the street! So, they achieved nothing, except causing a mess and waking up a lot of disgruntled folk in the flats and homes nearby at 4am!
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@xFiacre (12636)
• Ireland
26 Apr 17
@poppylicious A gallant policeman would have carried through the danger and distress of the streets in his arms and set you down softly and safely on the other side.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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26 Apr 17
I don't think gallant policemen have existed for a long time!
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@Letranknight2015 (51537)
• Philippines
26 Apr 17
What a bad morning you got there, at least you didn't get arrested.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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26 Apr 17
Me too. Especially my morning routine which is timed perfectly. But all was fine in the end, so I probably panicked for nothing!
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