I highly advise you not take this drug

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I apologize for any errors that might appear as a result of my haste. I am soon to be off to work but wanted to type this out quickly before departing. I took the drug many hours ago but the side effects are still taking it's sweet time in subsiding. I should first explain that the drug is not illegal. It is not even meant to be bad for you. The side effects, however, vary from person to person. They also tend to take different increments of time in subsiding depending on the individual. Mine seems to have taken longer than any other I have known to take this drug. I haven't called the doctors, as I am sure many of you will be asking me that next. I also have no intention of going to the hospital. You needn't worry though. The drugs are not lethal, as I've said before, and there is no fear in me dying. The side effects (uncontrollable bouts of tears, loathing and feelings of regret) are not contagious either. The drug actually interacts with others in many varying ways. I know one person who has taken it, ceased in taking it, and then started again with very little side effect. They seem extremely happy with the benefits it gives them, and they intend to continue taking this particular dose for years and years to come. After the last dose I took (as I mentioned hours and hours ago), I don't feel as if I will take anymore. Atleast not in the foreseeable future. For those who are curious as to what the drug is, I'll tell you. It's love. The most horrible, addicting and painful drug of all. --- A HUGE HUGE HUGE ASIDE: I am sorry for any that might not find this post in good taste. I meant no harm in my post here and my intent was not to worry anyone. This popped into my head and I felt that I would share it here instead of any of my subreddits. I chose to share it here for the simple fact that I don't have the time to edit it at this time. Again, don't be too mad at me!! Oh, and be nice! I didn't intentionally mislead you...