Momentarily possessed!

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I am pretty sure all my technology was momentarily possessed by some technological demon or perhaps the government. I am not sure which. I was on my computer and yeah my computer has a habit of being slow, but I guess my trackpad was acting up. I was on tumblr and I was scrolling through when my computer kind of froze, which is normal. But then the oddest thing happened. A bunch of new tabs started opening. It wasn't any of the virus pages opening up so it wasn't a popup. It was just an ad from the website that was showing on tumblr which was Vanity and that isn't a popup type thing. I guess something hit my trackpad or my trackpad was acting up and opened about 10 pages of Vanity website. It was so weird. And at the same time my phone was acting up. My phone was super slow, I understand I was just playing a very RAM inducing game and my battery was low so I was closing it out. It was taking forever so I just let my phone be. In the panic of what was happening with my computer, all my apps closed on my phone and a lady voice, like the Google voice comes out. I have no idea what she said, but she said something. So creepy. Government, stop trying to look at my browser history. All you will see is how much I am on this website and how much youtube and anime I watch...It is embarassing.