My Bad Joke At The Bar

Redlands, California
July 24, 2017 5:39am CST
Actually pretty good, not to toot my own horn. So funny because that is how much respect she commands. Sunday, so not that busy. Music is loud the way we like. Cool Irish punk that even I have not heard. Out of no where, after she moved away from me to hang with her cool friends. She goes, "alright, who played this Irish crap?" Except, harsher word. Bar goes silent as damn someone pissed off Miss Becky. I go, I did, and not sure what it was but some dude gave me a high five. No one ever challenges Miss Becky is what I think it was and quickly explained to the man I did not play that , but was messing with her. Love the music though. I know her, she says things like that when she likes it. She is so mad with me, she walked all the way to end of the bar. Miss Becky is really mad at me. SO much so I said goodbye to the current bartender and she was awesome. Blew me a kiss and said she loves me and again, hard place and she only said that because I have not been there in so long. Miss Becky, did not even get a goodbye from me because she would have then really embarrassed me. Probably punch me in the nose or something. Bad joke on her part in front of the whole bar would do me in. She was drunk and there was no way I was going to win that. Not that I wanted to win, but becomes about self preservation at that point.
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@teamfreak16 (35281)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
24 Jul
I once played "Heroin" by the Velvet Underground in a Garth Brooks kind of bar. I was lucky to make it out alive!
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• Redlands, California
29 Jul
That is my favorite thing to do, but does not work so well in California anymore. Even country bars here pretty much allow anything and most are tolerant. Hell, that night, some dude told me to go to a country bar as he used to bounce there. That was a big boy, but the song that was playing in the background had lyrics that said "666 party with the devil expletive" It was the funniest thing and cannot imagine that happening in a place like Alabama. He was the one that played the song too.
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@teamfreak16 (35281)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
29 Jul
@crossbones27 - Oh no, in the south, they'd probably run you out of the bar.
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• Redlands, California
29 Jul
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@dollaboy (6337)
24 Jul
Haha, You are so Good and Funny Crossbones
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• Redlands, California
24 Jul
No, that be Miss Becky who taught me everything I know.
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• Lakewood, Colorado
24 Jul
Oh oh sassy Miss Becky didn't like the song
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• Redlands, California
29 Jul
Oh she liked it, she just likes to screw with people.
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• Lakewood, Colorado
29 Jul
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• Preston, England
24 Jul
pub juke boxes often cause arguements
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• Redlands, California
24 Jul
It can indeed, especially the daytime. Night time though where people are more tolerant of such things, unless one is named Becky.