Strange things people do. A play on words sort of

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The Boston Strangler's favorite food might have been the arti-choke. His favorite book might have been The Art of Choking. A lady who wanted to get married against her father's orders, might have had a favorite fruit, the Can't Elope. Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite thing to have for breakfast might well have been Body Parts cereal and he definitely was a Cereal-Killer. I do think that pole-ice men like to eat donuts and have coffee before going out to catch a bad guy. They might even have a favorite saying, "We catch them, and let God sort 'em out." Here's a few more new ones just added today on August 11, 2017: My friend has such an ego I have to take the elevator to the eleventh floor just to reach the point I can talk to him. Life's short, so stand on a hill. If your dog won't eat it, why should you? The man expecting me to cut his lawn said his lawn was getting higher and I told him, yea, take a look at my lawn, it's getting higher too. So, it must be due to global climate change. One more for the road: IF YOU CAN READ MY BUMPER STICKER you're driving way too close! If you can think of something witty now's the time to add your comment. Happy myLot-ing all you folks here at myLot.