How did I wind up making love with two women in the same day?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205771)
Walnut Creek, California
August 12, 2017 5:19pm CST
I would rather be too busy than bored. But this weekend. things reached a head. I play on two softball teams, and both went undefeated during the regular season. It turned out that both had post-season games today.
I played two games this morning, and may wind up playing two games for the other team tomorrow. We'll see how it plays out. Right now, I'm going to hit the pool and pretend to be a dolphin.
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@thislittlepennyearns (58140)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
12 Aug 17
Do you make the dolphin sounds too? Cause that would be worth seeing?
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@celticeagle (159058)
• Boise, Idaho
12 Aug 17
How did the pretending to be a dolphin go? I would have liked to have seen that.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Aug 17
@celticeagle I occasionally suffer from delusions of adequacy.
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The things I hear from you! 
@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Sep 17
@DaddyEvil Hope you liked the song. McMurtry is more or less my idol right now.
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@thislittlepennyearns (58140)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
12 Aug 17
Do you make the dolphin sounds too? Cause that would be worth seeing?
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
17 Aug 17
I KEEP telling you, pony... you've overextended yourself, again!
I hope you didn't drown in the pool, first! (I am sure it is difficult for hooves to grasp the rungs of a steel ladder to climb out of the pool again... )
I hope you have plenty of purple lotion for your aching/sore muscles after playing that many ball games so close together!
(You do know what I mean by 'purple lotion', right?)
I hope you have plenty of purple lotion for your aching/sore muscles after playing that many ball games so close together! (You do know what I mean by 'purple lotion', right?)2 people like this
@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
19 Aug 17
Nice to see you are spreading yourself around a bit!
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
26 Aug 17
@TheHorse Have fun and enjoy Montana. Beautiful scenery I understand?
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Aug 17
@garymarsh6 It's lively up there. And we have a cabin in the Judith Mountains. I go there to relax and be "off the grid."
@teamfreak16 (43421)
• Denver, Colorado
14 Aug 17
Was this dugout action, or have I been entirely mislead? 
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@kobesbuddy (74569)
• East Tawas, Michigan
12 Aug 17
@TheHorse So, is that where the two ladies are waiting for you, in the pool? lol
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..Would two be enough..
@kobesbuddy (74569)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Aug 17
@vandana7 I don't think two will fill that swimming pool!:(
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@kobesbuddy (74569)
• East Tawas, Michigan
12 Aug 17
@TheHorse And you want to know if you should take on more hours,, at work? I think not!
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@kobesbuddy (74569)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Aug 17
@TheHorse Your team has proven to be a remarkable group of baseball players:) Good job!
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Aug 17
@kobesbuddy They're similar, but baseball involves a smaller ball pitched at high speed. Softball involves a slightly larger ball pitched at slow speed. In baseball, the bases are 90 feet apart. In softball they're 60 or 65 feet apart.
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@kobesbuddy (74569)
• East Tawas, Michigan
26 Aug 17
@TheHorse Is softball different than baseball? Silly question, I'm sure but, I really don't know.
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@spiderdust (14741)
• San Jose, California
26 Aug 17
Well, that was certainly an attention grabbing title!
It's a good thing those two teams are never scheduled against each other. (Are they?)
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