How did I wind up making love with two women in the same day?

@TheHorse (50129)
Pleasant Hill, California
August 12, 2017 5:19pm CST
I would rather be too busy than bored. But this weekend. things reached a head. I play on two softball teams, and both went undefeated during the regular season. It turned out that both had post-season games today. I played two games this morning, and may wind up playing two games for the other team tomorrow. We'll see how it plays out. Right now, I'm going to hit the pool and pretend to be a dolphin.
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@amadeo (43882)
• United States
12 Aug
because you are a good looking guy.Sorry not talking about the right thing.What do I know.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Aug
Yep, that's true. But I'm also an aging softballer with lower back pain. Glad I made it through two games today.
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@amadeo (43882)
• United States
13 Aug
@TheHorse ouch.Do or have you try the ice and hot ointment there.With lidocain.Not sure I spelled this right.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
@amadeo No. I just gobble up Advil and (sometimes) Vicodin. i played for the other team today, and we actually won the tournament.
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@Gillygirl (15260)
• Sutton, England
12 Aug
Okay, whatever floats your boat!
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Aug
This is the first time that both tourneys have occurred on the same weekend.
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@Gillygirl (15260)
• Sutton, England
12 Aug
@TheHorse I don't get your title.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Aug
@Gillygirl Eh, if my title had been about softball, nobody would have read my post. It's basically "When it rains it pours." Still waiting for the results of my other team's third game. They won one and lost one without me this morning.
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• Ponce De Leon, Florida
12 Aug
Do you make the dolphin sounds too? Cause that would be worth seeing?
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
Alas, I can't do dolphin sounds.
@Platespinner (17587)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
12 Aug
You can handle it. Unless of course the teams end up playing each other--that might be a bit tricky.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Aug
Eh, it's different tournaments. One is in Orinda and one is in Walnut Creek. Tonight I become a grumpy musician and forget about softball.
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• Winston Salem, North Carolina
13 Aug
@TheHorse I gathered from your post that it was different tournaments, but my imagination likes to carry things to the extreme sometimes. Does the grumpy musician approach work for you?
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
@Platespinner It worked for me tonight. I played some aggressive leads. It made me mad that I had to pay for someone else's mistake.
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@DianneN (54877)
• United States
13 Aug
Even I am impressed! I guess it isn't true that old age slows you down.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
Heh. Old age is a state of mind. But I did feel "jaded" at certain points in my life. To quote James McMurtry, I "saw too much."
Beautiful piece of prose from a master Singer-Songwriter.
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@DaddyEvil (21242)
• United States
17 Aug
@DianneN Oh, my! The things I hear from you! Keep it up!
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
5 Sep
@DaddyEvil Hope you liked the song. McMurtry is more or less my idol right now.
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@Susan2015 (18005)
• United States
12 Aug
I hope you had fun in the pool. If you were sore after two games, it should have helped.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
It really did. I was relaxed for the music gig.
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@vandana7 (56793)
• India
13 Aug
Pervert!!! LOL. I think ancient kings who had more queens and concubines did it...so nothing unusual..anyway seriously...how are you...you have been missing and that is a concern...because of your back pain.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
No, sports helps my back. First game today is at 10:30 AM.
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@vandana7 (56793)
• India
13 Aug
@TheHorse ... Good then..all the best..:)
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
@vandana7 I'll report back this afternoon.
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@LadyDuck (113398)
• Switzerland
13 Aug
Wow two softball tournaments in one day, that is hard for your back I suppose. Enjoy the pool.
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@vandana7 (56793)
• India
13 Aug
Exactly my concern..he is missing for unusually long. Hope he is fine.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
Actually, moving around is good for my back. I feel pretty good this morning. I'm sure the swim helped too.
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@LadyDuck (113398)
• Switzerland
13 Aug
@vandana7 He is fine, I am sure.
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@celticeagle (113041)
• Boise, Idaho
12 Aug
How did the pretending to be a dolphin go? I would have liked to have seen that.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
It went great! But my imaginary two women weren't there. Nor were any kids to play catch with. I swam alone.
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@celticeagle (113041)
• Boise, Idaho
13 Aug
@TheHorse ......Yes, your post titles do exploit a personality of self grandeur at times.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Aug
@celticeagle I occasionally suffer from delusions of adequacy.
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• Ponce De Leon, Florida
12 Aug
Do you make the dolphin sounds too? Cause that would be worth seeing?
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
I make only horse and bird sounds. Oh, and squirrel and turkey sounds. But swimming was fun.
@kobesbuddy (11688)
• East Tawas, Michigan
12 Aug
@TheHorse So, is that where the two ladies are waiting for you, in the pool? lol
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Aug
I will let you know!
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@vandana7 (56793)
• India
13 Aug
@TheHorse ..Would two be enough..
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@kobesbuddy (11688)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Aug
@vandana7 I don't think two will fill that swimming pool!:(
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@garymarsh6 (12071)
• United Kingdom
19 Aug
Nice to see you are spreading yourself around a bit!
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
25 Aug
I'm glad the seasons are over! I am overbooked these days. May "escape" and head to Montana next week.
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@garymarsh6 (12071)
• United Kingdom
26 Aug
@TheHorse Have fun and enjoy Montana. Beautiful scenery I understand?
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
26 Aug
@garymarsh6 It's lively up there. And we have a cabin in the Judith Mountains. I go there to relax and be "off the grid."
@DaddyEvil (21242)
• United States
17 Aug
I KEEP telling you, pony... you've overextended yourself, again! I hope you didn't drown in the pool, first! (I am sure it is difficult for hooves to grasp the rungs of a steel ladder to climb out of the pool again... ) I hope you have plenty of purple lotion for your aching/sore muscles after playing that many ball games so close together! (You do know what I mean by 'purple lotion', right?)
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
25 Aug
Betadyne?
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@teamfreak16 (33581)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
14 Aug
Was this dugout action, or have I been entirely mislead?
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
25 Aug
Nah, it was just being a trollop and playing in two tourneys on the same weekend.
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@sallypup (19408)
• Moses Lake, Washington
12 Aug
You're quite the swinger.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
In my dreams! But the softball was fun, even if we lost one of two.
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@kobesbuddy (11688)
• East Tawas, Michigan
12 Aug
@TheHorse And you want to know if you should take on more hours,, at work? I think not!
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Aug
I think I agree with you.
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@kobesbuddy (11688)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Aug
@TheHorse Your team has proven to be a remarkable group of baseball players:) Good job!
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
26 Aug
Well, softball, but thanks!
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@kobesbuddy (11688)
• East Tawas, Michigan
26 Aug
@TheHorse Is softball different than baseball? Silly question, I'm sure but, I really don't know.
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
26 Aug
@kobesbuddy They're similar, but baseball involves a smaller ball pitched at high speed. Softball involves a slightly larger ball pitched at slow speed. In baseball, the bases are 90 feet apart. In softball they're 60 or 65 feet apart.
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@Shavkat (43804)
• Philippines
13 Aug
I think you need to have some vitamins.lol
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
Heh heh. Hope today goes well for both teams.
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@Shavkat (43804)
• Philippines
13 Aug
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
13 Aug
@Shavkat I'll provide a report. Unless I'm grumpy about it.
@CoralLevang (37311)
• United States
25 Aug
So, you're batting for two teams now? I'm glad to know that you have the stamina! ;-)
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
25 Aug
Heh. Yeah, but I've been trying to limit my playing tie. I could have bounced back and forth betyween the two tourneys but did not. In the old (younger) days, I would have.
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@CoralLevang (37311)
• United States
25 Aug
@TheHorse It's like riding a bicycle. What you once did all night, bouncing back and forth with ease, you can still do. You just have to do it more deliberately...and slower. *chuckles*
@spiderdust (2501)
• San Jose, California
26 Aug
Well, that was certainly an attention grabbing title! It's a good thing those two teams are never scheduled against each other. (Are they?)
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@TheHorse (50129)
• Pleasant Hill, California
26 Aug
Different leagues, one in Walnut Creek and one in Orinda.