The Worst Joke for Donald Trump

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"Knock, knock," "Who's there?" "Donald Trump," "Donald Trump who?" "What do you mean. I'm the President. The head honcho. The man with the big hands. The Seventh Wonder of the World. What do you mean who? I say, Off with your head. Oh wait, that's the Queen from Alice. Okay, go chase all my golf balls. And shine my shoes. Remember, I am the most beloved man in the land. At least that is what Fox News is telling me. Also, I'm in an impeachable mood. Did I say that correctly?"