November 27, 2006 3:58am CST
As the British government is now apologising to people about the Slave trade more than 200 years ago. I would now like to request the following countries make formal apologise. Denmark: For the Viking raids about 1000 years ago where many British people where raped and murdered. France: For the Norman invasion of 1066 and killing our king. Italy: For the Roman Empire invading us some 2000 years ago killing many of the locals and giving us all of these straight roads. England: For the crusades hundreds of years ago (I am sure that’s next on the list anyway) God: On behalf of the Dinosaurs. After that we can all grow long hair and sit around the camp fire singing GingGangGooley.