No Fly Zone
By Genipher
@Genipher (5405)
United States
September 17, 2017 4:30pm CST
They enter without permission. You'd think they'd at least knock. But, no. They buzz on in like they own the place and then proceed to rub their grubbies all over the food.
We tried rolling up a towel and smacking them, but they evaded our attack. We pulled out the vacuum and chased them down with the hose, but they eluded our every move. Eventually we had to break down and buy a fly swatter.
What an amazing invention! Whoever came up with this device was a genius!
We are now slaughtering our foes left and right with a simple flick of the wrist.
Death to all (flies) who enter here! 
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7 responses
@1creekgirl (40636)
• United States
17 Sep 17
I absolutely hate a fly. Almost as much as fire ants, but not quite. When my daughter was little, she could catch flies in mid-air with her hand. Possibly because she has some American Indian from her dad's side. Being the germaphobe I am, it really grossed me out.
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@1creekgirl (40636)
• United States
18 Sep 17
@Genipher I never liked it when my daughter did that either. Although it was nice having the fly gone.
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
22 Sep 17
@1creekgirl
The best solution is when the dog catches them for us!
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
18 Sep 17
Yuck such a nasty born on a poo pile fly, I hate them and will chase them down I hope you get them all.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
25 Sep 17
@Genipher Oh my goodness, that would make me insane.
@responsiveme (22926)
• India
21 Sep 17
Yes a swatter is the best. It is said mint leaves drive away flies but I saw them sitting on them too.
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