One in a million squat. / myLot

Australia

October 18, 2017 9:32pm CST

As I arose from the toilet seat the other day and turned to flush, I noticed blood on the seat. I was immediately alarmed of course but on closer inspection I saw a very dead, very squashed, very bloody mosquito. It was a pure fluke but what a terrible way to go.

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Happy Lady and Freya the Catblog Cat

@Jackalyn (7559)

• Oxford, England

19 Oct 17

Ugh not a nice discovery really, but also a relief of the most important kind!

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

21 Oct 17

Absolutely. Hello Freya (waves to kitty).

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

22 Oct 17

@Jackalyn Hi Banjo here, Tickle's owner. You actually catch those things?? I prefer to sit and watch them buzz around with an intelligent look on my face. This drives my hoomin to distraction whereupon I smirk and go back to sleep.

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Happy Lady and Freya the Catblog Cat

@Jackalyn (7559)

• Oxford, England

21 Oct 17

@MsTickle Hello Ms Tickle. Please tell my Human I need (another snack.) I got into the catnip and now I have the munchies. Love from Freya the Catblog Cat. I will gladly squash the odd mosquito for you. I am seasoned and practiced at that.

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Wendy

@jerzgirl (9233)

• United States

21 Oct 17

That would be unnerving, for sure, but also satisfying once the source was discovered. No more butt scratching!!

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

22 Oct 17

It didn't bite me (my butt was covered up till just before I sat) I think he must have bitten one of my pets.

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

22 Oct 17

@jerzgirl he sure did.

Wendy

@jerzgirl (9233)

• United States

22 Oct 17

@MsTickle Then he chose a poor place to sleep it off!!

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sumofalltears

@sumofalltears (3988)

• United States

19 Oct 17

What a way to go and what a relief for you.

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

21 Oct 17

Oh very good! Pun intended?

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louievill

@louievill (28851)

• Philippines

19 Oct 17

Terrible way to die

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

21 Oct 17

It was very quick and considering how quickly they react to movement I think he was very lucky.

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changjiangzhibin89

@changjiangzhibin89 (16532)

• China

19 Oct 17

You killed a mosquito without intention!The blood seems to be from anyone else.

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

21 Oct 17

I have pets but otherwise it's a mystery.

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (325808)

• Rockingham, Australia

24 Oct 17

I doubt too many mozzies die that way! What a tale he could tell if he had lived!

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

27 Oct 17

A tale of a tail.

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (325808)

• Rockingham, Australia

27 Oct 17

@MsTickle Indeed!

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celticeagle

@celticeagle (159058)

• Boise, Idaho

19 Oct 17

They must like that end of you. LOL

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MsTickle

@MsTickle (25180)

• Australia

21 Oct 17

Of course. It would look like a 50 course dinner.

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bonnie

@bunnybon7 (50973)

• Holiday, Florida

23 Oct 17

there you are my friend. found you finally. hope i am not loosing track of you again. funny post. hope you find a better way of getting rid of those flying pests.