READ THESE JOKES N LAUGH--- IT COSTS NOTHING

India
November 27, 2006 7:26am CST
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
5 responses
@jon_gray (259)
• United States
28 Nov 06
haha that is a pretty good joke, and i have never heard it before either!
• India
28 Nov 06
tnx 4 liking ma joke mate,, here is anther 4 u An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
@asimo603 (1366)
• Malaysia
27 Nov 06
Laughing - laughing
Thanks for sharing with us this Joke. it's really funny. Where did you got this Jokes?
• India
27 Nov 06
I search at Internet m8 coz I love them,, here is another One 4 u.... A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me -- is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that is holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
@mcbota (2125)
• Romania
11 Dec 06
Great one!!!! Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor
• India
5 Dec 06
its a really fantastic
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long." Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out." When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother patiently said, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began. The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."