The Crunch Monster

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Beware of the Crunch Monster, A gruesome beast. He makes plenty of noise. He likes a big feast. The Crunch Monster Is nimble. The Crunch Monster Is quick. But don't expect the Crunch Monster To jump over a candlestick. He'd rather eat pie. He'd rather eat sheep. Don't make him upset. Don't say a peep. The Crunch Monster Has blackened, twisted teeth. He's under the table, He's hiding beneath. With bumpy, purplish skin, And slimy, green hands. The Crunch Monster is the ugliest Beast in the land. Better let him have his way. Let him eat plenty of food. You don't want to upset him And put him in a foul mood.