A comic duet for Christmas

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It’s the time of year when many associations and clubs are organising some sort of Christmas celebration. In a previous life when we were members of a brass band, we had a mini concert as our Christmas wind-up. Various individuals stood up to play solos or duets or whatever. My friend and I decided to do a comic duet which I had seen done once many years ago. It’s a pity I don’t have a video of our act but you’ll just have to use your imaginations. At the time, I played a tenor horn which is one of the smaller instruments which you sort of cuddle to play and my friend played a trombone. Most will be familiar with the latter. You use one hand to move the slide up and down the tubing to make each note. That’s why it’s called a slide trombone. We wore skirts. My friends had fine fishing line attached in several places around the hem of her skirt. The lines then ran up under her clothes to a ring which sat discreetly at the neckline of her blouse. We played one verse of our piece in unison then played in harmony for the next verse. Before starting the second verse my friend hooked her thumb into the ring at her neck. From then on, the hem of her skirt went up and down depending on the notes she was playing. Luckily she also wore long knickerbocker type knickers so she was never too ‘exposed’. I don’t think we won but the audience loved it. The photo shows Vince on the bass drum.