The Horse gets denied, throws a tantrum, and get kicked off of MyLot

@TheHorse (67110)
Pleasant Hill, California
December 26, 2017 11:16pm CST
It's been good knowing everyone here, but I think I'm a goner. I had everything planned for tonight. I ate a bit of lox for breakfast, had palak paneer (creamed spinach) for lunch, and was ready for my dinner of tom kha gai (coconut chicken soup) and white rice from my local Thai restaurant. I called my restaurant, starving, and learned that they are closed today. I had a fit. I started chopping up garlic cloves, white onions, and soreno pepper, just to keep myself from jumping off of a bridge. I added the above to the remaining half of my Trader Joe's kun pao chicken and had a delicious meal. But then I posted about it on MyLot. It was then that I realized that I had posted yet another recipe post. It has been fun posting here, and I am thankful to all who have engaged in dialogue (I will not say "discourse") with me. I accept my fate. Adios, amigos.
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@jstory07 (68289)
• Roseburg, Oregon
27 Dec
No they are not going to kick you off. Just kick your post off.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
My concoction was actually quite delicious. Might I recommend a little rice on the side. (poof)
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@jstory07 (68289)
• Roseburg, Oregon
27 Dec
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
@jstory07 Hey, I woke up, and I'm still here. I better go check my post. Wait, I am checking my post. I need coffee.
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@FourWalls (14187)
• United States
27 Dec
It's been nice knowing you. Farewell. And we'll see you tomorrow!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
Yep. I woke up this morning and was still alive.
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• United States
28 Dec
Very funny comment.
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• United States
27 Dec
meh.they might remove it and give you a don't do that.i don't know about kicking..
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
Nah, I'm not really worried. @LadyDuck gave me a warning abut not chopping up my garlic optimally, though.
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@LadyDuck (163549)
• Switzerland
27 Dec
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@crossbones27 (20266)
• Redlands, California
27 Dec
I guess you never seen some of my posts when I am frustrated with life. Mylot be cool they have not even gave me warnings. Probably just embarrassed for me. You will be fine buddy, and how I know you foolin us. Been there.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
I'll have to look for them. I'm often frustrated with life. But I tend to write about...um...I dunno.
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• Redlands, California
27 Dec
@TheHorse We should make a new rule, never write when mad. Then what is the point that is a stupid rule. Screw that rule. Carry on Horse Carry on Mylot. Especially write when you are mad at the world. For one we get to laugh at you and 2 its stops people from shooting up the place.
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@WorDazza (10103)
• Manchester, England
27 Dec
Your title had me worried for a second. I think there's plenty of life left in the old horse yet!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
I sure hope so. I woke up this morning and was still alive.
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@DaddyEvil (25121)
• Aurora, Missouri
30 Dec
@WorDazza You've done that before? Uhm... I know you've talked about an.... uhhh... odor problem but I didn't realize how much of an odor problem you meant!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
31 Dec
@WorDazza Agreed. I had some lower back pain this morning. But I'm still here.
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• Ponce De Leon, Florida
27 Dec
I don't think they'll put the old horse out to pasture quite yet.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
Me neither. If they try, I'll be snorting, kicking, and farting.
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• Ponce De Leon, Florida
27 Dec
@TheHorse That is a lot of bodily movements and functions at once.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
@thislittlepennyearns Horses are good at multi-tasking when they're mad.
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@LadyDuck (163549)
• Switzerland
27 Dec
I see that you do not remove the green sprout from the garlic before chopping, do it, it makes the garlic more digestible.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
The bit of green in the middle? Wouldn't that make chopping garlic more of an ordeal?
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@LadyDuck (163549)
• Switzerland
27 Dec
@TheHorse I cut the garlic clove in half and remove it, before chopping of course.
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@Morleyhunt (19856)
• Canada
27 Dec
It looks like a discussion but around food. It's not a recipe copied and pasted from a cook book....it's. It a lest of ingredients. I don't think they are going to delete the post or the discussion. Some person might object....but I think the problem is their's....not yours.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
Yeah, I was kind of kidding. It's really a post about my careful planning and my big time frustration. That is all true (except for the bridge part).
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@nitirrbb7 (3260)
• India
27 Dec
Palak Paneer it's an Indian Dish, right?
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
It is. I love it. I get it frozen from Trader Joe's when I don't have time to visit my local Indian restaurant.
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@nitirrbb7 (3260)
• India
27 Dec
@TheHorse Awesome you seem to be a huge fan of Indian Foods Palak Paneer is what we make here most of the times, so whats more that you like the most in Indian Foods.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
@nitirrbb7 So many Indians seem to be vegetarians! But I also like lamb vindaloo and several chicken dishes. I'm glad we can get good Indian food here in the US. I've never been to India.
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@yukimori (9066)
• United States
27 Dec
Oh, you know that the trick is to make it into a discussion and not just post a recipe. I'd say you're skating widely by with this one.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
Heh. I really do like adding stuff to my Trader Joe's Kun Pao Chicken. And the rest of the story IS true! I was SO frustrated when I called my Thai place and they were closed.
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@yukimori (9066)
• United States
27 Dec
@TheHorse Hopefully you're able to get your Thai fix soon!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
@yukimori I May be able to tonight. It will be SO satisfying if I do. That's sort of my "sign" of "this is a relaxing evening at home."
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@teamfreak16 (41175)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
27 Dec
Seeing how this is still here, I'm guessing you didn't get banned.
@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
I woke up this morning and noticed I was still alive. That's a start.
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@marlina (74866)
• Canada
27 Dec
This isn't really a "recipe" post, more of a discussion around food
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
I agree. I was kind of kidding. The planning part is true, though! I hope my Thai place is open tonight.
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@Shiva49 (13404)
• Singapore
27 Dec
A hungry man is an angry man. Palak Paneer is a favorite of mine - siva
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
I really enjoy it too. It's actually one of my "staples."
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@Hannihar (38164)
28 Dec
The Horse, what happened and are you gone for good or can you come back? That is a shame.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
I will beg for mercy. I like it here.
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@Hannihar (38164)
28 Dec
@TheHorse I hope you can come back The Horse.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
@Hannihar I'm not going anywhere.
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@andriaperry (53308)
• United States
27 Dec
I think you have to give amounts of this and that for it to be called a recipe.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
I bet you could get away with it here if there was some context. Why was Bubblews such a magnet for scammers? Because they could post cut and paste stuff and not get deleted, I suppose. I still wonder sometimes whether Avi is wearing orange yet.
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@andriaperry (53308)
• United States
28 Dec
@TheHorse I dont know, he sure thought he was a God though. Did you ever read that crap he wrote? And what about the followers telling him how wonderful he was? I was the fly in his soup and got told off a couple times by the staff.
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• United States
28 Dec
@andriaperry you and me both!
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@JudyEv (126283)
• Bunbury, Australia
28 Dec
Ho hum! See you in the morning - I mean your morning, not mine.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
Ho hum! The Horse is on the brink of extinction and you say "ho hum"! I need t send you some high octane coffee so you can learn to worry and be on edge like a proper Californian.
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@JudyEv (126283)
• Bunbury, Australia
28 Dec
@TheHorse EVERYONE knows you won't be kicked off the site. And it's not a REAL recipe is it? You just added a couple of bits to some other stuff. It's not rocket science like some of the recipes I'VE attempted.
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@sjvg1976 (18368)
• Delhi, India
28 Dec
Palak paneer is an Indian dish and is very delicious.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
Who would have thought that I would be in love with creamed spinach?
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@sjvg1976 (18368)
• Delhi, India
28 Dec
@TheHorse it's a delicious dish anyone may like it
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• United States
28 Dec
Is this one of those get down on the floor, screaming and kicking, tantrums, or a mental tantrum in your head? I've always wanted to try the floor one, and maybe we shouldn't have stopped having those after the age of two, since they might release a great deal of stress.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
I prefer quiet tantrums, where I take out a knife, and find something to do with it.
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• United States
29 Dec
@TheHorse Quietly vicious?
• Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
28 Dec
I read the entire post twice and I'm such a fatty that Ceamed spinach part made me want spinach and now I'm wondering how your meal came out and are you really leaving myLot?
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
28 Dec
Nowy I'm leaving MyLot. The creamed spinach was great, as was the kun pao chicken, but I'm still yearning for some Tom Kha Gai. We'll see if my Thai restaurant is open this evening.
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• Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
28 Dec
@TheHorse Ahh ok good! Your one of the people I look forward to interacting with, I love your humor, especially your sleek planting post, they had me laughing for a while
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@kavinitu (5033)
• India
27 Dec
The Menu you had for breakfast, lunch and dinner was great
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
27 Dec
It may help me get my girlish figure back.
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@kavinitu (5033)
• India
28 Dec
@TheHorse Girlish figure you like to be that slim