When you're a cat person and you were gifted a dog?

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Watched this stand up comedy, can't remember his name, talking about how he liked cats more than dogs and likened both animals to a roommate. If a cat was his roommate, he'd walk into someone who would like to hug and maybe kiss and then walk away to do his own business. Then, they'd be ignoring each other the rest of the day up until he's hungry. A dog, however, would be someone so full of energy, wants to play a game outside, maybe compete on who pisses the farthest, etc etc. In the end, a more pathetic "cat" roommate would be his preference. And I suddenly realized that, yes, that is so me. Then I looked at my dog and felt really guilty. It's like having a daughter when you wanted a son, and that shouldn't be a reason to love them any less. Now, to practice on that piss.