Watching commercials
@BearArtistLady (5382)
United States
January 22, 2018 1:02am CST
Television is so awful on the weekends that one finds themselves watching commercials. The one that kept showing up was the one for "Egg Sitter". It's a blue egg crate type cushion that you could sit a raw egg on one of the holes and suit on the egg and not break the egg. Great for hens with hemorrhoids that have a nest of eggs to sit on 
. The other thing that went through my mind is the way the cushion is constructed, if you fart while your sitting on it, where is the smell going to go? Does it just build up there until you stand up and all the pungent aroma get released at once? I can se an office of people behind their desks doing fine until the smell is released. Then there is a massive stampede to the elevator with clothes covering their noses gasping for a bit of fresh air!!
. There are times my imagination goes into high gear!!!!
. The other thing that went through my mind is the way the cushion is constructed, if you fart while your sitting on it, where is the smell going to go? Does it just build up there until you stand up and all the pungent aroma get released at once? I can se an office of people behind their desks doing fine until the smell is released. Then there is a massive stampede to the elevator with clothes covering their noses gasping for a bit of fresh air!!. There are times my imagination goes into high gear!!!!4 people like this
4 responses
@BearArtistLady (5382)
• United States
22 Jan 18
Welcome to the lot. I've been here awhile and am finally heading towards my first payout. I do the lot mostly to vent and some times to have fun. I'll be happy to help you make money. Go to my information page and follow me, I'll either have or will follow you.
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@KKkiran (48)
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22 Jan 18
@BearArtistLady thats great .. how much will you make in your first payout... ?
@BearArtistLady (5382)
• United States
23 Jan 18
@KKkiran I have about 6 weeks to pay out. I'm not as active as I could be. I divide my time between the lot, designing and making teddy bears, working one day a week at the store selling my bears, and seemingly endless doctor's appointments.
@bagarad (14283)
• Paso Robles, California
22 Jan 18
Thanks for a much needed laugh. I don't think I've seen that commercial, but I don't watch much TV and I have a tendency to mute the commercials and read until they are over. At most I watch two hours a day, and hardly any on weekends. I'd probably never turn it on if my husband weren't watching it.
@bagarad (14283)
• Paso Robles, California
25 Jan 18
@BearArtistLady No hurry. I was down most of Monday with heart palpitations, and I am behind on everything. I might be able to deliver if I knew where you were. I think it may rain tonight or tomorrow -- 65% chance tomorrow -- so I'll plan to stay inside and write unless I get a doctor appointment.
@BearArtistLady (5382)
• United States
25 Jan 18
@bagarad l had planned to respond last night except I ended up in bed instead. My whole system is messed up since the fire. I had a seizure Monday and it takes a bit to get over it. I should be okay for tomorrow and work. Then I work again on Tuesday. Will pm yo later.
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@BearArtistLady (5382)
• United States
23 Jan 18
Hi Barbara, sorry I haven't pm'd you. My HOA came by to give me the ultimatum about cleaning off my lot. That was Saturday (I worked Friday). Sunday I didn't feel too well and Monday I had another seizure. This time I didn't have to go to the hospital...even though Cal Fire, paramedics and the ambulance were called. I have to reduce the stress in my life. I go in today (Tuesday) to the doctor for tests then off to Home Depot, Goodwill, and Wal Mart.
I love watching the old TV programs that taught values to the young people. The Lone Ranger and Roy Rogers were a couple. I usually have it on for company while I'm working on bears. I'm going to try to work more on the bears to get my stress levels down so I don't seize again anytime soon.
I'll send you a P.M. shortly. I'm catching up with stuff I didn't finish yesterday.
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