Superman Wears Pajamas

@zebra2222 (5157)
United States
January 29, 2018 11:41pm CST
Superman wears pajamas When he goes to bed. He holds onto his Kryptonian Teddy Bear Close to his head. He dreams of fighting villains In the middle of the night. He then makes love to Lois Lane And knows that the world is right. But Superman is finding it harder To shave his nasty beard. And he brushes his teeth with a hair brush Which looks a tad too weird. It's night time for Superman. He crushes four pillows as he sleeps, And dreams of green Kryptonite Falling out of the mouth of mutant sheep.
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@ebanreb (6447)
• Philippines
30 Jan
Hahaha nice post my friend.
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@zebra2222 (5157)
• United States
1 Feb
Glad that you found it to be humorous.
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@jstory07 (66951)
• Roseburg, Oregon
30 Jan
Now thanks to you sharing about Superman I feel really sad for him.. Poor Superman.
@zebra2222 (5157)
• United States
1 Feb
Up, up, and away in his Batman pajamas.