Superman Wears Pajamas

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Superman wears pajamas When he goes to bed. He holds onto his Kryptonian Teddy Bear Close to his head. He dreams of fighting villains In the middle of the night. He then makes love to Lois Lane And knows that the world is right. But Superman is finding it harder To shave his nasty beard. And he brushes his teeth with a hair brush Which looks a tad too weird. It's night time for Superman. He crushes four pillows as he sleeps, And dreams of green Kryptonite Falling out of the mouth of mutant sheep.