Chinese Fortune Cookie Sayings #18

@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
February 9, 2018 9:49pm CST
Ready for some new Chinese fortune cookie sayings? Here goes: A frog in your throat isn't worth leaping up and down for joy. You can't smoke a pot hole, but your tires can feel the ups and downs. Just because you have cob webs under your eyes doesn't make you Spider Man. It is unwise to threaten a bully with a cheap, plastic wand. Harry Potter, you aren't. Wrinkles comes with age. Wisdom, not so much.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
10 Feb 18
These are funny and quite witty. Looking forward to reading more from the fortune cookie master. "Me want more fortune cookie"_Cookie Monster.
@yugocean (9965)
• India
10 Feb 18
These have to do with fortunes?