The MyLotter As Such --- A Typology
By M.-L.
@MALUSE (69413)
Germany
February 10, 2018 2:26pm CST
1) The first group consists of the blabbermouths who (obviously must) emit every single thought that enters their brains in an attack of logorrhoea or verbal incontinence. This can lead to more than 100.000 posts in three years. Their preferred topics are: weather, meals, petty indispositions as well as the acquisition of goods. The pattern for their posts is the following: I've just come across/bought/used // name of product // and now I want to tell you what is in it/you can do with it/it is for. I can (not) recommend it because it is good/smells nice/lasts long/easy to understand or the opposite.
2) Then there are the prolific ones who fill the 'Most Recent' list in a way so that no other posts can be seen (and earn) for a long time. Their posts are on various topics, thusly creating the illusion that the members are interested in many things and also interesting people. The posts are usually short and nearly content free. To stick to the same kind of metaphor I used above: Before they discovered the internet, the members must have suffered from verbal constipation.
3) The third group, and the biggest by far, consists of the members who have understood what a good post should be like: not only information, but also personal opinion expressed in a way which makes the whole thing a pleasure to read.
4) We now come to the fourth group, a small gathering of people who treat myLot as a confessional box and/or a pulpit from where they can preach to heathens and atheists. They promise to pray for others and bless their readers without caring if this is welcome or not. I learnt about religiosity in the USA in a seminar at uni. That was theory. Now I see (a part of) the practice. I’ve decided to keep schtum and not tell you what I think about them for fear of going straight to hell.
5) You can rest and relax your brain with the creators of one-liners. As there is no character limit for a post on myLot and many members don't know English well, they come in by the bucketful. I've asked admin if we're meant to report them and got a positive answer. This doesn't mean, however, that they will all be deleted. Admin decides if they're truly worthless or can start a profound discussion.
You can find them every day in the New User list. Occasionally I go there for my amusement.
"You prefer life without love or love without life?"
"What is meaning of life? What u think?"
"Is there god? Give reason!"
Is that profound? Or nonsense? Or profound nonsense?
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P.S. When I wrote 'myLot' into the pixabay search box, it was changed into 'Merlot' and this photo appeared. A hint from higher up? Some contributions on myLot are definitely better digested with a glass of wine,
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21 responses
@Mike197602 (15487)
• United Kingdom
10 Feb 18
you need to add a category for drunken idiots
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@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
11 Feb 18
@Mike197602 A drunk idiot will sober up sooner or later. A sober idiot is always an idiot.
These are the sad facts,
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@Mike197602 (15487)
• United Kingdom
10 Feb 18
@MALUSE I think you may have a point...at least a drunk person has somewhat of an excuse for their idiocy
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
10 Feb 18
What category do you place yourself?
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
1 Mar 18
(smiling at you) Sometimes, visiting with people on myLot would make more sense with a drink in hand, Malu. (I didn't see myself in any of your categories. That's why I'm smiling)
Have you ever noticed that when @TheHorse, @pgntwo and @vandana7 get together it can be difficult to tell whether the drink is flowing or if they have gone off their meds? (grinning and teasing everyone here!)
I couldn't think of anything to say, but wanted to play anyway. I hope you can forgive me.
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
1 Mar 18
@MALUSE Yup! Pragmatic as always! (grinning at you!)
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@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
1 Mar 18
@DaddyEvil Why are you always grinning at me?
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@SIMPLYD (90722)
• Philippines
12 Feb 18
Two things I don't like discussing is religion and politics. I respect each one's preference of the two topics so I don't ever post about them. Usually, these two topics trigger some negative reactions so better not talk about it.
@rebelann (111178)
• El Paso, Texas
10 Feb 18
Funny, I don't come here to read, I come here to have conversations or debates or arguments, If I wanted to read I'd go to PersonaPaper.
@Morleyhunt (21737)
• Canada
10 Feb 18
You've described it very well....now the question is, which group do you place me into....
@renicemae (4883)
• Philippines
25 Feb 18
This is so far the longest discussion post I decided to read fully.
@Midlander (15)
• United Kingdom
11 Feb 18
I think people in Group 4 must feel very bitter when they realise their "repent and be saved!" posts have 5,000 less views than "what did you have for breakfast?"
Maybe we could set up a special section of the website just for them and call it myGod.
@DubMeNikki (18)
• Cebu City, Philippines
15 Feb 18
It's just been a few hours since I registered to this site and I've already noticed a few who belong to those categories ??
@shaggin (71666)
• United States
11 Feb 18
Hmm well gosh lol I really hope I fit into group #3 but I can’t be sure I’d say not really any of these
@spiderdust (14741)
• San Jose, California
11 Feb 18
Category #2 drives me insane. I try to avoid #4 as well.