Rejoice! The Dark God is Coming at Last!

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For years I have been prophesying the return of the Dark God to Earth, and it seems that he will arrive this year, should everything go right. And with his return, he will bring wisdom and solutions to the many problems in the world. Whether people choose to accept them or deny them, that's solely up to them. There are no strings attached. He doesn't want your souls or your lives... he might take a little money (he has to survive on this world somehow!) but it will be a fair trade. He just hopes that the planet and humanity will improve while he's here. I'm just One of Many of his messengers, and welcome his return. I'm glad that this world will have an opportunity to improve at last, because it's been looking pretty dire. Hopefully there will be others just as excited as I am, when he finally returns completely! P.S. - This is not a new religion or the like, it's just a welcome for the Dark God. And 'Dark' doesn't mean 'evil'. It's just to differentiate his origins and identity. And this is in no way lining up with the events in Revelations... so don't even go there! And yes, this post was fun to write!