And Now for Something Really Silly

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Rubber nose, Worn out hose, Oops, I'm wearing Tattered clothes. My hair is fake. My rear is fat. I'm wearing an ugly Crushed in hat. My knees are wobbly. My nose is runny. I fart out loud. It isn't funny. Tonight I'm proposing To Mary Lou. I hear that she has The stomach flu. I just hope she accepts And doesn't vomit on my shoes. I can't take anymore disgusting news.