Changing a Diaper (A Poem)

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I think I have it now. Just a little more stretch. Oh no, I didn't make it. Now I have to clean up this mess. I'm having problems with these diapers. They don't seem to work at all. I bought them at Diapers R Us. At Family Center Mall. Their sticky doesn't stick. Their stretchy doesn't stretch. And my baby is unhappy. They've failed the Baby Test. I should have been suspicious. They were in the bargain bin. The pee is going out of the diaper Instead of staying in.