Weird Beard
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
April 21, 2018 3:53pm CST
Jack,
You have a weird beard.
It's going up, not down.
Jack,
You have a weird beard.
It must way fifty pounds.
Jack,
You have a weird beard,
Its colors are red, white, and blue.
Jack,
You have a weird beard,
And flashy green and pink shoes.
Jack,
You have a weird beard,
A bird is using it as a nest.
Jack,
You have a weird beard,
And a peppermint sticking chest.
Jack,
You have a weird beard,
Your eyes are crossed and hazy.
Jack,
You have a weird beard,
And a donkey who is just plain lazy.
1 response
@MainerMikeBrown (1373)
• Bridgton, Maine
21 Apr 18
My beard used to look weird because I let it grow way too long.