Me and Humor (or Humor and I)
@nanette64 (20364)
Fairfield, Texas
May 7, 2018 9:51am CST
Have you ever gone to bed and within a few minutes your stomach and guts sound like frogs croaking, crickets chirping, birds screeching and water gurgling in a fish tank?
It was so loud that my cats leaped off the bed expecting me to explode body parts all over the room.
I thought about putting on my Copper Fit Waist Belt, but figured if I did and I did explode, everything would fly out of my butt...so I didn't do it. I don't think the cats thought it was safe to return to the bed.
Yup, me and humor and a true incident.
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@moffittjc (118449)
• Gainesville, Florida
8 May 18
I can't ever go to bed hungry, because my stomach will growl so loudly that it will wake up my girlfriend.
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@moffittjc (118449)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 May 18
@nanette64 Could have just been something you ate. Who knows for sure? Our bodies do weird things to us, especially as we age.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
12 May 18
@moffittjc Could be. I hate getting old.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 May 18
Isn't that crazy @moffittjc ? This has never happened to me before, so it makes me wonder what the heck is going on.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
7 May 18
Very distracting @Peach10 ; especially when you're trying to sleep. 
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
7 May 18
@Peach10 Not to mention scaring the poo out of my cats.
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@rebelann (111189)
• El Paso, Texas
8 May 18
Well, if you have a sweet tooth than maybe that would work for you @nanette64
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 May 18
I wonder if some chocolate chip cookies would fill the bill @rebelann .
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
7 May 18
I am glad that the cats took cover and hope your tummy settles down!
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
9 May 18
@nanette64 Good digestive system at work there!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 May 18
And you would think considering my stomach is probably the size of a peanut that it would make that much noise @garymarsh6 .
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 May 18
Probably in the master bath bathtub @JudyEv . Poor kids.
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@Jessabuma (31700)
• Baguio, Philippines
7 May 18
Hahaha!!! That's very distracting and funny...
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
7 May 18
I gotta make you giggle @Jessabuma . We always have to look at the bright side.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
7 May 18
See? I made ya laugh @caopaopao .
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@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
7 May 18
i think flying out of the butt would be the best idea--------------------------lol
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
7 May 18
Oooh-la-wee; now we're talking about messy @hostessman . 
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 May 18
I think I will give that a try on the next go-round @Kandae11 .1 person likes this
@dgobucks226 (34369)
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10 May 18
Sounds like your stomach was auditioning for National Geo Wild with all the wildlife references, lol.
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