A Superman Fart (A Poem)

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Metropolis depart, Superman is about to fart. He had a Kryptonian dish That is giving him gas. Soon the gas is going to pass. Once it passes, Stay on alert. The accompanying fart Is going to hurt. The smell from the fart Will explode in many faces. It will linger for hours In many unfortunate places. Lois Lane knows full well. A Superman fart Is a ticket to hell.