Fortune Cookie Sayings #45

@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
June 6, 2018 5:23pm CST
It is Wednesday. A perfect day for more fortune cookie sayings. 1. Never sneeze while on a trapeze. 2. Late to work, lose a perk. 3. You're pretty square if you run around in circles. 4. Going to a fair is good. Having an affair is bad. 5. Nice guys may finish last or they just might be passing gas.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
6 Jun 18
lol. The fortune cookies I get all seem to tell me something like "You will go on an extravagant adventure," or something like that. I'd prefer the funny ones.