Corny Joke Jim #1

@porwest (3966)
United States
June 11, 2018 6:24pm CST
I do not write jokes for a living, and for obvious reasons. But I DO write jokes. I thought from time to time I would share them here just to see what the reactions might be. At work, I am sometimes referred to as Corny Joke Jim. Sometimes you make the mark, and sometimes you don't. But because I lose nothing by sharing, I say why the heck not at least share? So, I will begin sharing some of my corny jokes in a series. This is the first one. A lettuce and a tomato are in a race. Who wins? And why? This could be fun.
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@RasmaSandra (16998)
• Riga, Latvia
12 Jun
Good one and I have my sources too so here goes the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to catch up. You have a great idea so keep them coming. Nice to see this. BTW supposedly you can make some nice change with Kindle books. How about a series of joke books????
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@andriaperry (48457)
• United States
12 Jun
ha! great minds.I said the same thing
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@porwest (3966)
• United States
13 Jun
It could be fun to pull together all of the jokes that "work," even the most silly ones, and just put it all together. Hmm. Makes me wonder now @RasmaSandra.
@andriaperry (48457)
• United States
12 Jun
Lettuce is a head and tomato is trying to catch up.
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@porwest (3966)
• United States
12 Jun
Spot on!
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@mlgen1037 (23883)
• Manila, Philippines
12 Jun
Hmmm... I say it is the lettuce because it is green? Haha. That is just I think it is.
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@porwest (3966)
• United States
13 Jun
Well, it turns out a couple people got the right answer. Hmm. Cause it's green?
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@mlgen1037 (23883)
• Manila, Philippines
14 Jun
@porwest Yes. hahaha (My husband told me it was the lettuce).
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@porwest (3966)
• United States
14 Jun
@mlgen1037 He's a smart man. Not that I am suggesting you aren't smart.
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@just4him (112912)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
12 Jun
Lettuce - It's working as a team - let us.
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@porwest (3966)
• United States
13 Jun
That works well too.
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@just4him (112912)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
13 Jun
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@Jessabuma (19994)
• Baguio, Philippines
12 Jun
That's nice! Hehehe!!! I love jokes and I am looking forward to see your jokes ..
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@porwest (3966)
• United States
13 Jun
Some are some real doozies...in a bad way. But I didn't get the nickname Corny Joke Jim without reason mind you.
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@Jessabuma (19994)
• Baguio, Philippines
14 Jun
@porwest hehehe!!!
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@mandala100 (39200)
• Hong Kong
12 Jun
Thanks for sharing these jokes my friend.
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@saritflor (2272)
• Israel
12 Jun
That's very freshly for a change to read here. though I'm not that good with riddles. keep it coming.