Corny Joke Jim #1

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I do not write jokes for a living, and for obvious reasons. But I DO write jokes. I thought from time to time I would share them here just to see what the reactions might be. At work, I am sometimes referred to as Corny Joke Jim. Sometimes you make the mark, and sometimes you don't. But because I lose nothing by sharing, I say why the heck not at least share? So, I will begin sharing some of my corny jokes in a series. This is the first one. A lettuce and a tomato are in a race. Who wins? And why? This could be fun.