Where Have I Been???!!!

@porwest (78761)
United States
September 16, 2018 7:05pm CST
I am always intrigued by the ads I see on MyLot sometimes. Because obviously they are geared to algorithms that suggest where I might want to go based on where I have been. So, where have I been that this delectable, attractive Russian woman has appeared suggesting perhaps I may want to meet her? Or some other Russian woman. Perhaps it is that I am a Trump supporter. Maybe the ad gurus have picked up on that and they think I want to collude with her. Whatever collusion that may be... I better keep this one to myself. If I told my wife what kind of collusion I might be seeking she might clobber me with a very large, and very heavy object... And that is just going to hurt!
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@NJChicaa (116003)
• United States
17 Sep 18
Hilarious!
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
17 Sep 18
Glad you liked it. Based on my last two posts I am just in "one of those moods" tonight.
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@NJChicaa (116003)
• United States
17 Sep 18
@porwest I've been enjoying it!
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
17 Sep 18
@NJChicaa It is probably my elation that my wife is coming home in about an hour. It is making me giddy or something.
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@JudyEv (325793)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Sep 18
Yep, some things just aren't worth the trouble.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
17 Sep 18
Indeed.
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@popciclecold (35103)
• United States
17 Sep 18
LOL.
@allen0187 (58444)
• Philippines
17 Sep 18
Too funny!
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@LeaPea2417 (36442)
• Toccoa, Georgia
17 Sep 18
Ha ha
@aureliah (24319)
• Kenya
17 Sep 18
Don't say a word to your wife otherwise you will be banned from here
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
17 Sep 18
SHE'S ON THE STAFF???!!!
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