Living under an oak tree in Dallas, TX - looking at the world from the rooftop

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It looked like it might rain anytime today or not. I got out and ;picked up and carried the step ladder and leaned it against the side of the roof to get a closer look at things. First thing I did was remove some cracked paint from one fascia board and scraped the paint with my fingernails because I did not have a lot of time. Rain seemed imminent. But, as luck would have it, it never rained, but only got lots darker and more cloudy. As I started to paint that board, after removing the lose paint the mosquitoes began to bite. I went back down and sprayed Off spray mosquito repellent. Then I took the ladder around the front and did some looking. One board was rotted at least 8 inches from the edge and I had to remove most of that then there was an obvious hole where pesky rodents might get in under the roof and bed into the attic. I could not let that happen. Lucky I had several pieces of 90 angle folded sheet metal in 6 inch lengths. I had to use a heavy duty metallic chrome covered 3 inch tape to hold two pieces of sheet metal while standing and balancing myself on the metal ladder. It took me about 2 hours to finish that project. I had to paint over that area twice and it is only there temporarily until I get a contractor to replace a few 1 X 3 fascia boards, the upper and lower, directly under the metal flashing at the edge of the asphalt roof shingles. After all that, my wife told me I was taking too long and the job I did was pretty ugly and was afraid it basically looked like a crazy loonatic did that repair work. On that note, I came in and cleaned up for lunch. After cleaning up ad sitting a few minutes I had to go back out and finish the painting over that sheet metal and tape over that and then I figures, What the Heck? I need to get up on the roof now, with a broom and sweep off all those old broken branches, and when I got up there I saw millions of acorns filling the valleys on both ends of the roof. It was a lot of sweeping and managing not to fall to my death from the roof. All those dirty broken branches and acorns looked as if they were deliberately placed there by the squirrels as they danced on the roof thinking they own the place. The final nail in my coffin was when I walked along the roof near the end of the front and there was a bit of give underfoot. Yep. Most likely a heavy branch had fallen from a wind breaking it about a year before we had the bedroom ceiling repaired from the last roof leak. Fortunately so far, the rain hasn't gotten through. But I will not walk on that area of the roof by chancing fate. There were several low lying branches within arm's reach and I knew my job was not entirely over. Tomorrow I will get up on the roof with a telescoping pruning sheers and a pruning saw and get to work at cutting back some of those Pin Oak branches before the wind or the winter pours out snow on the limb and makes it drop right on top of the roof. So, all in all, it's been a pretty busy afternoon. Did I mention that I hate squirrels?