A wigwam for a goose's bridle

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Parents sometimes use all sorts of subterfuge to avoid giving a direct answer to their children. Maybe because it would mean going into a lengthy explanation, maybe it’s not something they want to child to know or maybe the child has been asking questions all day and they are tired of answering. My parents had several sayings that were meant to stop us continuing to pester them. If I asked where Dad was going, Mum would often say ‘to see a man about a dog’. Probably if I’d been told the truth I’d have wanted to go with him. I was a bit puzzled when Dad would return and know nothing about any dog. The other saying was if Mum happened to be making something and I asked what it was. The answer was always ‘a wigwam for a goose’s bridle’ which of course makes no sense at all. Did your parents have saying designed to shut you up? I don’t have a photo of a goose or a wigwam but this is a colourful Mandarin duck that we saw in Adelaide, South Australia.