A holdup in Belgium

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When there is a Belgian in a joke told by a French, you can be sure that the Belgian is stupid. Belgians are taking their revenge by telling jokes where the French are arrogant, with a superiority complex. Well, all Belgians are not stupid, but many are, and here a fresh proof with this news from a Belgian tv channel. The news is in French and I got the giggles watching it, but there are several video monitoring footage, so you might be interested to watch it, you should just read the story first : Last Saturday six robbers entered in a tobacconist shop in Belgium, showed guns to the tobacconist and asked him to give the cash. He told them : «Guys, you are stupid, it is only 3 PM. For a holdup, you should come at 6 and a half, I have only 1000 now, I would have a lot more. Come back later !» And... they left without taking a cent ! The tobacconist called the police and asked them to be in his shop at 6 1/2 PM for the holdup. The police said that they would not come back. «Oh, they will be here, they are not that smart !» Bad luck, they came back, but at 5 1/2 pm, when the police was not yet arrived. The tobacconist told them «Do you need a watch ? It is only 5:30. Come back in an hour !» And... they left again ! Yes, I know, it is hard to believe. Indeed, they came back one hour later for the big cash. The police was there, waiting in the stockroom. They managed to arrest 1 robber in the shop and 3 outdoors. I guess it is a good score... for Belgian policemen. Next time a Belgian tells me that they are less stupid than in our jokes, I will give him the URL of this video... spelling it very slowly.