To Poop Or Not to Poop
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (78761)
United States
November 28, 2018 7:01pm CST
In the morning I drink a lot of coffee, and it seems nothing gets the plumbing working like a few good, steeping, hot cups of coffee.
So, what is it that makes the bowels get to working into overtime? Is it the caffeine? Is it the hot water? Is it a placebo effect?
Does coffee make you go?
What say you? Because this is an entirely fascinating topic and inquiring minds want to know. Does coffee make you do the deed?
God, I REALLY must be at a loss for what to post here. This is the crappiest topic to date. Please forgive me.
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15 responses
@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
29 Nov 18
Good God man! So you not read my dinner articles? I eat fiber, vegetables.... Apples.
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@antonbunot (11091)
• Calgary, Alberta
29 Nov 18
Although your post stinks
. . It is worth discussing. If one does not poop for 2 days, he/she gets headache. I am sure coffee does not push the poop down the throne. Drink 4 to 5 glasses of water in the morning and that will solve the problem.
. . It is worth discussing. If one does not poop for 2 days, he/she gets headache. I am sure coffee does not push the poop down the throne. Drink 4 to 5 glasses of water in the morning and that will solve the problem.1 person likes this
@antonbunot (11091)
• Calgary, Alberta
30 Nov 18
@porwest Water with coffee . . . that should always be . . . coz there is no such thing as "take your cup of coffee without water in the morning".
@porwest (78761)
• United States
29 Nov 18
lol. It is a crappy topic, isn't it? I DO love my coffee, but not to make me go, although it does. I just really like my coffee in the morning. But I only ever drink it in the mornings. Rarely, if ever, will you ever find me drinking coffee any other time of the day.
I DO love my coffee, but not to make me go, although it does. I just really like my coffee in the morning. But I only ever drink it in the mornings. Rarely, if ever, will you ever find me drinking coffee any other time of the day.1 person likes this
@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
30 Nov 18
@porwest Oh yes. If I have troubles .... well.... you probably didn't want to know that but.... yeah lol
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
1 Dec 18
@FayeHazel Hey, whatever works. Not being able to go is quite unpleasant. 
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@ethal2018 (387)
• United States
29 Nov 18
I heard its the caffeine it stimulates the intestine and allows to pass fecal matter.
The bad thing is not good to do that can cause issues later because it acts as a laxative.
I went through this very same thing before I went vegan.
As Andria Perry pointed out to eat lots of fiber food no you will not sit on the toilet all day, at 1st you might go several times but once your system clears out everything you will have a happier bowel and will go at normal about 2 times a day without stressing everything..
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@marguicha (215492)
• Chile
1 Dec 18
OMG!!! But I´ll answer. I eat cooked tender corn as a salad. The whole corn kernels does the trick.
. I eat cooked tender corn as a salad. The whole corn kernels does the trick.
@Letranknight2015 (51532)
• Philippines
29 Nov 18
NO I don't forgive you!
But I do drink coffee with cream
But I do drink coffee with cream
@RasmaSandra (73473)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
29 Nov 18
I don't drink coffee but I eat my veggies and that does the same thing and keeps me regular every morning
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@MarshaMusselman (38659)
• Midland, Michigan
29 Nov 18
At least I'm sure you have a few of us laughing out loud, literally. Funny picture you found too.
I don't know why it is, but invariably coffee does have that effect especially when I'm not home. If I'm home then it's 50/50.
@TheHorse (205825)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Dec 18
I'm not sure what the effects of coffee are. But it's a part of my morning ritual. I'm as regular as Old Faithful. A couple of weeks ago, I had two days where I could have rivaled Old Faithful if you turned me upside down. Must have been something I ate. But I'm better now.
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@Nevena83 (65282)
• Serbia
29 Nov 18
I do not drink coffee, but they say that it is a probiotic and that people afterwards usually end up in the toilet.
